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Fantasy Premier League will be back before you know it – and you’ll need an FPL team name.
It’s the first port of call for any potential manager. You can rename your team later but ahead of packing it with as many 10.0 players as possible – can you really fit Haaland and Salah? – you’re going to need something witty.
Fantasy Premier League: 350 FPL names
The classics
It’s years since his Sky heyday but Andy Gray is still ripe for a punning (Image credit: Alamy)
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Former faces, legends and cult heroes of the Premier League
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Overseas stars
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The ruder ones
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Mark White is the Digital Content Editor at FourFourTwo. During his time on the brand, Mark has written three cover features on Mikel Arteta, Martin Odegaard and the Invincibles, and has written pieces on subjects ranging from Sir Bobby Robson’s time at Barcelona to the career of Robinho. An encyclopedia of football trivia and collector of shirts, he first joined the team back in 2020 as a staff writer.
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